Robinson's "Rear Admiral" gag departed from his wholesome image, but it always made Tim Duncan giggle.

Asparagus. I mean, of the thousands of kinds of things we consume, only asparagus produces such a distinct effect on our urine. Why not many different things causing all different types of smells? Or at least, many things causing "asparagus pee"?

Racism is always provincial, but only an offense under certain jurisdictions.

There's always money in the banana suit, C'MON!

I chose my Deadspin handle specifically to emphasize that I like my rock stars to be effete like kickers, and my kickers raging drunks. My man card is origami, but covered in puke.

China will just use this as a chance to boast about its one child policy.

Wes Anderson's films get sweeter and sweeter....

Brazilians call this Argentine show "CSPAN"

Maybe James' problem was that he refers to his own "whiteness" as "defualt":

Hervé Villechaize is so stunned that he didn't get in the game. He put a penny on and everything.

This points out the threshhold of when 'cherry-picking' is no longer a reasonable criticism: dunking like a stud ends that kind of talk.

Tim Wakefield neither impressed with velocity nor knuckling action.

It's not the heat, it's the particulate matter. (And also the heat.)

I watched with the sound off. Did the Baha Men get the same disease as Sammy Sosa?

"Neon Book of Mormon" just doesn't have the same ring to it, much like "Utah Jazz".

Granted, Nyjer has been more fiery lately, but the ball behind him would have been Volstad's 4th hit batter. Baseball code demands response, no?

Let's see: Hipsters that are sickly skinny and wearing obscure, 15-year-old NBA jerseys. All that's needed to turn Williamsburg into Johannesburg is a few upended trucks spilling 25 day laborers across the pavement.

@Threat Level: Midnight: This still cracks me up 20 years later.

@Ryno31: Haha. RickRolled indeed!

That's not the only thing that became extended. See -0:45 for example.