I like Slovenia's homage to Charlie Brown.

@y'all: Maradona is reportedly tolerant of sex before games. With Argentine women. That would tire any man after the six-minute mark.

@tcw04: More politically correct than "El Solucion Final"

@Sheed's Bald Spot: It's a long, bullet-riddled bus ride back to Lagos.

The Scottish color commentator applauds the Koreans' performance. Groundskeeper Willie always liked Parks in good form.

@Safire and Tonic: While most of the industrialized world quits at 90:00, Greece quit around 6:00.

@westie1984: Any word on whether the rest of UEFA is going to loan some goals to Greece?

Still my favorite Ladysmith cut:

@Steven Gerrard's Gifted Right Foot: From "timing and touch" to "we're all fucked", Wayne Bridge had to read this three times to make sure you weren't referring to Terry and his ex.

@JimmyDTU: Art Linkletter was offsides?

@drifter1717: It's like I'm looking into a mirror.

Jame Gumb's college hockey broadcast years were waaayy more awkward:

@Kosar_Is_Drunk: Wrong kind of American. Toby Keith wouldn't know what soccer is.

@BootHillBossanova: And LeBron needs to go down a button. Who does he think he is, David Robinson?

@Cialis Cooper: All due respect to PBR, but you gotta FUCK THAT VICKS!!

@AndyReidsOtherSon: Yeah that's missing a full stop: "[The hockey-playing author doesn't] meet many black guys."

My Clarence Thomas Fathead(R) is more lively than the real thing.

How come no one ever told me my ass was so big?!?!

@spinachdip: Nike's lawyers can't handle who, British Knights? Kangaroos? Oooohhhh, Adidas. The Germans are mad at us. We're soooo scared!

It's a cool general ad for soccer, but has no connection to South Aftrica, vuvuzelas, or even the Cup. The closest Korea and Paraguay come to appearing in this commercial are in the tiny, blood-and-sweat handprints of the shoemakers.