Meanwhile, we all pray to be stricken with Manute's Johnson syndrome.

Onyewu is just worried that "Il Gooche and the Duck" - his "Hard Knocks"-type show with Pato - won't reach syndication without another year.

I'd watch more Lion-O if I wasn't so disgusted by Spanish soccer fans' treatment of Panthro.

"You're telling me that if someone has the balls to ask me if my mom's a whore, I have to take it?"