Typical left-wing pinko liberal media bias tactics #101: quote people accurately.

So, grab them by the Donald Trump during the Vietnam War?

I call bullshit.

I wish I could stretch my ballsack as far as your argument...

I went to a hayfield in Buxton once.

Do you have to stand if you’re shitting?

UFC Star Helps Child, Insults Mother

I’ve got a very simple task for you... Don’t fucking click on the articles regarding politics. I don’t understand why this is so damn hard

Too late, buddy.

Sadly, not the first Arkansas head coach that can’t keep track of his bitches.

Yes, they said it was a complete tear.

Sadly, not the first bridge/water to suffer structural damage in Minnesota.

ARRESTING OFFICER: Names?

Pictured: Drew prepares to offer his one-word take on the situation.

“I wish it were 1825" — official slogan of the Republican Party in 2016

That name’s too long. Let’s shorten it a little bit.

Well, I haven’t fought one person for so long. I’ve been specialized in groups, battling gangs for local charities, that kind of thing.

I like the cut of this lady’s jib.

Dammit...I know one person from North Carolina and his name is Dale