My 9 year old referred to Donald Trump as a “real...piece of fart”

Are you trying to kill them all???

*meet ball

Actually, Hodor’s the one with... nevermind

“I’m not Goose Gossage type...but why doesn’t Reaves carry himself with the demeanor and attitude of (guy who hasn’t played for decades)?”

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

He's a perfectly serviceable 4th liner. You jealous.

“This isn’t college.”

All hail the elusive Central Texas Turtle, in all it’s glory.

That last sentence is so true. It was refreshing to watch the 3rd period of a hockey game without a knife in one hand and bottle of bourbon in the other

Didn’t I read somewhere that North America is way the fuck bigger than some tiny European country, with a fuckton more metro-areas of 500,000+ ?

They were probably just confused what game he was talking about. Everyone in Toronto knows there’s no hockey after March.

I had no idea there was a Blues bandwagon. These fans... have seen things.

Not surprising. Normally Padres and Cardinals only agree nothing was seen when one of them actually touches someone.

Well, I hear ADHD is almost nonexistent at Hitler Schools.

I think I speak for everyone outside the 312 area code. Git er done, Blues.

Let’s cut the guy some slack on his day off. It’s not easy being a St. Louis policeman.

Talking to him on the phone was actually really discombobulating! Like, this is Jonah’s voice, but the things that he’s saying are...cool..?

And they weren't the legs of a Hollywood leading man—"more functional than decorative," Lesser called them.