I think my heart would have exploded. Either my heart or my dong, for sure.

Aww man, thanks for ruining Captain Holt for me.

St. Louis is a pretty diverse city...something like you described is a good way to get shot.

The old team did win one...almost two.

Holy shit. + 10k internets

I love you

As a SLU (MBA) alum, this makes me wish I wasn’t a SLU (MBA) alum.

Definitely Yorkies. Mine growing up loved to tear shit to pieces, including wayward baby bunnies and once, a pigeon. Have no idea how the little fucker caught it, but it looked like the aftermath of a Dahmer dinner party.

You never go full Theismann!

Let’s be honest, it should have been:

This is just some incredible kinja-ing right here.

I hope you die in a fire.

I’d say overused and overaccurate.

One of my favorite albums of all time. The follow-ups didn’t quite capture the same feeling or quality, unfortunately.

This...all of this.

The Blues have already offered him tix to Game 3...not sure about the filming though.

LOLWUT

Now you’ve gone too fucking far.

“You do a pivot table in the federal government and its magic. You do a pivot table in Corporate America and it’s a Tuesday.”

This bitch sounds fucking insufferable.