All 20 are better than "Nevaeh."

Well, first off, they used to just roast stand-up comedians, which made sense. From a comedian's perspective, it has to do with the idea that if you're going to get up on stage and make fun of shit, then you should be able to take it as good as you get it. As a comic, you're basically saying 'Here's all my flaws.…

I dunno. One could make the case that the wish fulfillment nonsense of white gods saving the universe is pandering to the spectator looking for their ego ideal in the pages. Why not pander to everybody?

So how the fuck does mostly non-white members making a team consist of Affirmative Action? Most people who throw that term around don't even know what it consists of, it's just a blanket statement for their hatred.

Except for the part where I'm a 20 something white male and I love the book. Here's a pro-tip, I represent the vast majority of the comic reading public. The book wasn't made solely to appeal to minorities, that's a ridiculous notion. A book that doesn't appeal to all of us isn't going to make any money. I'm sure…

Oh yeah. My homegirl Supper Meningitis is all about Hugh Jackman.

You just labelled this team "The Affirmative Action Avengers" because three of the members are black.

That's bigotry. Sorry. If you see black skin and your brain immediately sees "The Other" instead of another human being, you are a bigot.

I'm white, but I know bigotry when I see it. It's okay though. Just examine your…

a. Nicely bigoted.

Spider-Man is portrayed as the rich white kid because it's not Peter Parker. It's Doc Ock in Peter Parker's body.

Also, the Fantastic Four are currently in space, so Johnny Storm and SpOck haven't had an encounter yet (which, given that Johnny is probably the superhero who was closest to Peter before the switch, would probably end with him calling Reed to bust out the mind-reading device because SpOck can't make a "yo mama" joke…

How many of you folks actually just ask a dude to give you more space? Why don't we just ask them? Why don't I?

If this happens, Katie will have to wonder where she went wrong because she will have the exact same job as the former Playboy bunny who doesn't believe in science.

Apparently these guys don't realize that greeting people with a kiss means you're actually greeting them...as in, saying hello to them because you know them. People in France don't just randomly kiss complete strangers they are having no interaction with either. That's not traditional in any culture as far as I know.

Yeah...no. I'd love to see all the clips of the women who freaked the fuck out.

Hi, guys in the video. Fellow dude here. Silly question, but what in the hell made you think this was okay?! I'm a hugger, but unless I know you're okay with a hug, I don't initiate one. Never in a million years would I even dare to kiss someone random because that would just be creepy and not even remotely okay...

YES.

No, people in the UK are sooper dooper racist just like everyone else. It just doesn't manifest itself in the same ways; the "black men b stealing our white wimminz" thing seems to be a particularly American hangup with some deeply ugly historical roots.

Ahem... the troll with an obvious troll name has showed up already.... Oh darn am I overusing the word troll? The asshole with the asshole name... Leave them in the grey please....

What. Just. No.