I anticipate nothing short of a reasoned & nuanced discussion on this topic with absolutely no white lady tears at all.

I can understand his concern. After all, football is only broadcast on the radio, so there's no visual component if lady-talk makes you miss something.

I would like to invite mister Hunnam to visit Bone Town, USA, population my vagina.

I love it when people announce they have 'logically' defeated somebody before, seemingly, even attempting to do so. Its like "I could if I wanted to!! I swear to god, if I wanted to ..."

the only fun part of talking with Jezzies is leading them into logic traps

I'm insufferable but why won't anyone date me qq

Am I having a nightmare in which something I wrote during my freshman year of high school got published on the internet?

Yeah you're seriously letting her off the hook here in the article. They're both tragically undateable.

And then we can blame the downfall of superhero movies on women! Yay!

I'll take Monica Rambeau over Carol Danvers any day. After all, she's the first the Captain Marvel to rock both afro and jheri curl, not to mention the intersectionality of her identity and the potential for on-screen representation.

Captain Marvel is pretty good about battle gear styling - her new costume was designed specifically to mimic a military style. Carol was in the air force, so it's supposed to remind you of that.

Henry Cavill and Matt Bomer...too. much. pretty. in one sentence.

I straight up read the first sentence as "These are Batmans," and I got ridiculously excited for some bat-shaped bagel with a bat symbol-shaped smearing of cream cheese. LETDOWN.

The Dean Norris one was perfection. Always a little weird to transition to an actor or actress being "married" to someone else.

I would love either of those two to say "I wouldn't do Fifty Shades anyway because I have taste."

Anna, you know I don't want to hear about Fifty Shades of Grey and yet you just keep on shoving this news at me, with zero regard for my emotions or general mental well-being. That is SO SEXY. I love you.

“I just love the fact that you’re so young."

This filth got to control his exit...damn it