That was a... better show than something?

Cultural appropriation explained in one gif:

Oh yes I did. Good puns—I has them. (I also have very bad ones)

This entire performance was like something that Stefon had a nightmare about.

"Don't stop here and fight about why you're calling yourself a feminist or not. Don't get into these bitchy little fights about who does what, where."

You didn't see it? Must have zoomed right past your eyes.

Given the British monarchy's history, almost any nursery theme they chose could have problematic connotations.

YES!

And then tripping over the ottoman.

My friend Susan was competing from a promotion. She 's the cutest, littlest, blondest thing. She's also brilliant and hyper-competitive. Her dumbass boss actually told her that he gave the job to the man "because he needs it more, because he has a family to support." (Susan is a divorced mom, not receiving child…

I don't know if she invited us into her rehab; it was more like we're gatecrashers who stormed her party years ago to watch her demise and won't leave. At this point, she's trying basically to clean her house up the morning and just trying to feed us a little bit of breakfast in the hopes that maybe we'll stop…

Lolita: One of the most oft referenced and least understood texts, evar.

Please tell me the grand prize for Drunk Double Dare is a trip to Drunk Space Camp.

I know a doggie that would love a play date!

Raise your hand if you've ever felt personally victimized by not being able to squish in Bo's fluff.

Whoever put that tag line together can totally be my friend.

I will throw that ball over and over and OVER, Bo! As long as I can play with your darling feet!