Is the series writer actually named "Emma Frost", or are you just kidding around?

Uh, can their parents volunteer to raise America?

So wait, Miley is going to fight the Fantastic Four now?

Lindsay Lohan is apartment-hunting in SoHo, and plans to have her sober coach move in with her.

For purely karmic reasons, I'll now think about Katy Perry during sex.

I thought "Drive" was pretty good, but I will never stop laughing at that "abridged script" for it where all of Gosling's lines end with "...or whatever, I don't care."

What the fuck women are you even talking about? You mean the OP, who said "I'd like to date Johnny Depp, too, but somehow, I don't think that's going to happen." Nowhere did she say she will only date Johnny Depp. Nowhere. Now go play.

It's natural to want to be with someone you're attracted to, but it's unfair to refuse to allow that it's important for them to be attracted back, which is essentially what's going on when average or below-average looking guys only pursue very beautiful women. They are saying, "I am a valuable person inside, and you…

Why is it these guys who are completely average think they deserve to date Angelina Jolie?

Have you ever watched a sitcom or movie? lol That's your answer right there.

Notice how not a single one of these women are "normal" or even really in the average-looking bucket. No extra poundage or cute quirky features or small breasts. Why is it these guys who are completely average think they deserve to date Angelina Jolie? Seriously? That's either ridiculously entitled, seriously deluded,…

But the dude claimed he was her boyfriend. That doesn't sound like an upright citizen trying to do right by a vulnerable stranger.

Alan Cumming: UNF!

hey, Vaizey, why don't you ask Egypt how they feel about all the Ancient Egyptian artifacts in the British Museum?

I love the idea of the British government freaking out at the thought of their national treasures leaving the country, when the British Museum has refused to return so many to other countries.

Maybe if they make a movie they can un-kill Tara. Why no, no I'm not still bitter about. Not at all. Nope.

They read Atlas Shrugged when they were 15 and it changed their lives.

I know what "raging homo" is supposed to mean to mean, but I prefer to envision it as meaning two same-gender partners having a whole lot of fun at a 90s-style rave.

I think as in "Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, that HURTS!" not "Shiiiiiiiiit! I'm judging you."

Thank you. It just really frustrates me that these articles always include a comment section debate on how not-racist obviously racist places are or how much better one form of racism is versus the other. It just makes me really sad. Instead of quibbling with each other about who's the most racist, we should just…