Hit the nail on the head.

And I can't wait to see all the Europeans coming on to tell Americans how this is somehow different from (and superior to) our racism. Because it's totally a dick-measuring contest to compare how not-racist both of these often racist places are.

Well, I can't control how parents parents. I may be able to have some input into the school curriculum, through my voting habits.

From the hilarious creator's of SmackCam, comes the new Vine fad -

GettinMyAssKickedWhenISmacktheWrongPersonCam.

Overly picky daters usually get what they deserve, which is occasional fulfillment followed by disappointment followed by long bouts of frustration.

centers around a female James Bond type...

I feel like she's that girl that says things like "I don't have girlfriends! Cause girls are so dramatic!" and "Yeah! I go to strip clubs cause it's funny and cool and I'm not a regular girl I'm a cool girl!" (she basically did say the latter)

Me when guys post that "requirement" on their profiles:

Why the hell would the parents be expected to pay for something their ADULT child did?? I don't understand why this lady feels like Amanda's parents owe her anything.

He's sexy even when he's judging me...

So, when Justin Bieber, Ben Affleck, or Alec Baldwin do it (to name a few), it's no charges, but when Kanye West does it, it's attempted robbery? I don't condone the behavior or even like Kanye, but you've gotta be kidding me.

Man, I hope that kid is black.

No, royalty-worshippers are worse. And I don't "feel compelled" to make fun of monarchy and monarchy-worshippers. It's more like an occasional past-time and if it annoys the people who have nothing more important to care about, so much the better.

And he's Puerto Rican, to boot. Which is actually part of America.

tiny, larval Winston Churchills (with rosacea!) the lot of them.

This is insulting on so many levels to the greatness that is KD Lang. Unless you have some ironic reason for thinking of her.

That's a little far fetched, don't you think? These are UNICORNS! They care not for the laws of men.

Hey guys. If you follow me on Twitter, I will do you one better.

Remember, there are 23 hours, 59 minutes and 59 seconds more in each day. Now go fish those birth control pills out of the trash.