No helipad? Ugh, we can't even be seen looking at this graphic if they can't even spring for a helipad.

As far as I can tell, most babies look like either Winston Churchill or Alfred Hitchcock for a good part of their first year of life.

Oh my god, I love your baby, where did you get it?!

That is the ugliest effing baby I have ever seen.

Ha ha, if this post ends up with people posting a bunch of pictures of their adorable babies, I'm all for the baiting headline.

I used to listen to the show fairly often. He regularly does stuff like this. The show often gives scholarships to black students and donate to charities. Also since when is offering someone a SCHOLARSHIP a sign that you think they're stupid? If he thought she had a lack of intelligence, he wouldn't give her the…

It's not really pointing out her lack of education to offer someone without a degree a chance to get a degree. He didn't do it condescendingly. No good deed goes unpunished, I suppose.

Well, if we can't punish him with jail time, we can at least punish him with crippling student debt?

Yes, someone who was such a dumb thug the cops wouldn't take him will do well at law school.

I get that Europe is not one country. But you write, "I've been nowhere else in the world where I have seen such HUGE diversity of people just hanging out, or playing football, or whatever." I'm not being snarky, but have you spent much time in the United States? Because diverse groups of people are pretty much the…

I just love the whole "technically, officially" basis of this argument. Like, "Well, whites in Europe never did wrong by blacks. Officially. So, no race issues here!"

I tend to agree, but Europeans do plenty of the same when generalizing America. You'll find roughly as much cultural distinction between Seattle, Dallas, Miami, Chicago, and Atlanta as you will between most major Western European cities. And that's not even dealing with differences between urban and small town…

Europe created slavery and genocide in the New World then reaped the profits. Europe persecuted its Jewish population for 1000 years before finally exterminating them in death camps. Europe killed tens of millions of people in two World Wars less than a generation apart. I think we colonials can afford to be good…

Reaaaaallllllllly? You might want to revisit the highlights of 20th century Germany, you European historian, you.

See, no racism in Europe. We Redneck Americans should be more like our Erupean cousins, so sophisticated, intelligent and cultured. Just shut up, Europe, until your own house is clean.

Dear Die Hard,

I understand your point....but I don't think we should wish for some innocent teen (of any race) to get killed just to prove that point. No kid deserves what happened to Trayvon.

YOU GUYS. FUCK EVERYTHING.

For me, this was going to come down to whether white women saw themselves as white first or women first. I've gotten my answer.

Like, as in, penis-in-vagina-probably.

Donnie stepped into the bedroom, shrugging off his leather jacket and sauntering to the bed, where Jenny lay, emitting a coy little giggle at his approach. As he slid down onto the soft, yielding mattress, she rolled onto her arched back, tingling with anticipation.

"Talk dirty to me, Donnie," she croaked.

Donnie…