I saw "We Shall Overcrumb Cake". That's a winner.

So it's a chainsaw and not being out of water for long periods of time that kill sharks, eh? Good to know and thanks Ian!!

If Amanda Bynes was doing anything besides holding her nose and gagging while eating the vile punishment-sludge known as split pea soup, I agree, she was being weird. That's the only normal way to eat split pea soup. There are no other ways.

Ryan Seacrest frankly strikes me as the type of person who thinks technology is getting out of hand because the mall sign knows exactly where he is.

Why is that person attributing "I like big butts" to Diddy? Is Diddy just the only name of a rapper that he knows?

too many sexies.

George Michael called and wants his entire look back.

If you don't know what terms mean, don't use them.

Jackie Brown Part II: Transatlantic Boogaloo.

SIDS... flat head... SIDS... flat head... SIDS... flat head...

I want to live on your face, Lady. Right on top of it.

PLEASE A MOVIE OF THIS NOW THX

women were directing Doctor Who episodes five years ago.

With the current show runner I'd rather wait till someone who knows how to write women to have a female Doctor. My support is behind a POC Doctor right now. Does this track record really sound like it bodes well for a female Doctor?

I'm the first to say that it's possible for a rape joke to be funny, but that you think actual rape is funny is pretty fucked up.

Can you give a single reason why?

I always hated the term "beach read" because it seemed like having to make excuses for genre fiction, like "Oh, I'd never read it if I wasn't at the beach." Fuck that. Good books are good.

It saddens me that so many women have embraced the wedding industrial complex. It's one damn day — concentrate on the actual marriage part.