South Park is terrifyingly brilliant sometimes.*

Travelling two by two into the Noah's arc of my mouth.

Wouldn't we all?????

I think we ought to administer the test to Rubio himself, only we'll make him eat like twenty saltines first and take away his little bottle of water.

No, what we should do is provide easy access to language classes once they're here, not block their visas due to lack of language skills.

George Takei just standing there smiling made me laugh. What a smile.

I thought about resubmitting my post but then I found this on tumblr:

This one wins.

"The mysterious girl looked just like a Hollywood movie star, (you know the one I mean), only not quite so litigious."

What is going on here? Why did someone not only chose to make this, but Scarlet Johansson then chose to wear it?

The cat is alarmed that lesbians eat pussy thinking that it means cat. I'm not sure that's really being down on vaginas.

LORD OF LIGHT! LORD OF LIGHT! YOU WILL BE KING! THE NIGHT IS LONG AND FULL OF TERRORS!

Dough-nut? You know I don't like ethnic food, Smithers!

See, yeah, Robb fucked up big with the whole Talisa thing, but nothing else that led up to the wedding was his fault. It was a combination of Cat setting Jaime free, Theon betraying him and Rickard Karstark going off the reservation. Compare that to Ned, where far more of the contributing factors (holding off on…

I know, right? I want to retire to the countryside and open a B&B with those cheekbones.

Soooooo pretty. And that accent. Ugh.

If King Robb was making knee contact with me, I'd be making meaningful eye contact and harumphing too — but I think with different intent.

Richard Madden is completely incapable of heeding this warning.