Le Tigre's a lot softer. It's a little bit more of a catalog look.

Working on a menage a trois scène in the book purely in order to use the line "Coming in threes."

OH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE, LANA.

So your point is don't hate the flayer, hate the Game?

He does evolutionary psychology, which is the crazy aunt locked in the attic to most psychologists.

I'm not too worried about Angelina missing this funeral- so closely on the heels of her mastectomy, it may have been a terrifically frightening reminder of what could have been. Not my place to denigrate someone for not wanting to face a mortal terror like that.

"Google Maps location" definition for Lake Bell is easily the funniest thing I've read since Memorial Day.

Can we all agree that the only people who deserve it on this list are the Olsen Twins? Those girls are ALL FUCKING BUSINESS, and seriously competent and awesome at what they're doing.

Storm looks completely badass in that picture. Is there anywhere I can find a full desktop size of it?

Wonder if we'll get any of those genius commentators who think that men characters are objectified too just the same because they have big muscles.

Here is Lady Gaga's finger.

Ryan Seacrest, on my Pillsbury package here it just says crescent.

Dear James, The Ace of Base station on Pandora is a treasure trove of nostalgia. Love, Me. P.S. I can't believe you banged a Teen Mom.

OMG that little girl is so freakin' cute. The cuteness has reached some form of singularity. It's freakin' awesome!

This commercial is ADORABLE. Those racists can SUCK IT.

A baby duck in a shot glass?

I understand that point of view but I disagree. Representation matters. I chose Whitney and Chelsea as examples for a reason. They're both horribly sexist, racist, etc., not to mention incredibly lazy comedians overall. These are women who CONSTANTLY throw other women (and basically every other minority group) under…

"I squeezed myself into the second-largest A&F women's size available — an 8"

Well, if we're teaching her stuff, then she should begin to figure out the states of being and the negation of personal fulfillment. Take a copy of Being and Nothingness (never too early for Sartre!)

I'm sending her my copy of Gravity's Rainbow if I can afford the postage— that'll teach her fancy-self that reading isn't fun.