Same here. I rarely feel self-conscious about it.

“I’m 5'4" so 6'8" puts you squarely in mutant territory.”

MUTANT TERRITORY. Agreed.  

Also, yes.

Paul Newman, for reasons::

So extra.

Kamala Harris, doe.

Obama aged 20 years in eight and he still looks gewd. #lawd

I’m wheezing.

Tall people scare me unless they’re my ginger prince Conan O’Brien. :(

Nicola Scott’s is my fave.

If Morrison’s name wasn’t on it, I don’t think it would be as liked as it is.

Is there throat chopping?

Our wigs were all snatched that day.

How cuck-y.

Why don’t you respect their “European identity”? Because there is a single one...

I’m distracted by that glorious beard.

I’d go with Goddamn Batman Lasagna Smith

Not edgy enough.

Wasn’t Zowie Bowie just a nickname?

And Jones was David’s real last name so it got passed along.

ALL the awards.