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    I never found Affleck attractive until Batman v. Superman.

    She has a Tony Award. o_O

    I imagined cartoon birds flying around her head.

    Watching the fight had me like “Stop, stop she’s already deeeeeead!”

    I still don’t get why she tried to box Holmes when that isn’t her strength.  

    Haha, on Full Frontal Samantha Bee called their relationship saving “this hillbilly from his own wandering dick for the next couple of decades.”

    It’s ok.

    You’re not wrong.

    I’m trying to relocate where I read what I did, but I can’t find it. D:

    Maybe they were considering the “pedigree” of schools too? Michelle got her undergraduate degree from Princeton and her JD from Harvard. Two Ivy League schools.

    Carl Paladino looks like the undead but he had to gall to insult her.

    And/or they think being called racist is the worst thing to call someone.

    “I cannot even begin to fathom how a person could look at Michelle Obama and not see class and dignity.”

    Michelle was dubbed the most educated FLOTUS.

    I didn’t have many problems with her until it was announced she’s staying in NY,

    President Camacho was more likeable.

    She’s a young woman, so he doesn’t take her seriously as a journalist.