Didn’t he say that it would take him an hour and a half to learn “everything about missiles”? Did I imagine that in some horrible fever dream?

I wanted to beat my head against the wall when I saw that.

“ And somehow when other people receive the same, they’re freeloading”

Other non-white people*

lmao TV Barry would totally do that.

“Trying to picture Jennifer getting this script, reading it and being okay to go ahead with it.”
From an EW post on the trailer:

Beyonce and Solange

DON’T LEAVE US

[stares at Captain America]

She’s going for another term, right?

“All we need is some Pestilence and it’s a party.”

I’d react like that if I met Michelle.

I can’t find it again. I guess it was taken down. D: Sorry.

I was interested in the premise but I find both of the leads insufferable so I found the script, read it, and managed to be even less interested in the final movie.

Protect that puppy.

He still manages to look sinister even when holding a cute dog.

Looks like he’s a moment away from saying “No, I expect you to die!”

Obama was 47 when he got elected. He’s 55 now and looking like Father Time.

People keep saying “Michelle Obama 2020" and I keep thinking “We don’t deserve her.”

I don’t but I remember seeing a picture of him in his younger days and being shook.

“Despite Republicans being a partial cause due to Iraq, the DNC fear of backlash against taking substantive action in Syria also helped make this the clusterfuck it is”

He got scolded by Putin in an “open letter” for considering it and Americans cheered that on.

(For the record, I do agree with you.)