I will never understand Tila Tequila.

High-five!

Do we have monthly dues?

[jumps off the roof]

Think of her e-mails, doe.

Isn’t it only a half-hour long show? Why does this special snowflake think she’d get more time?

stop that

He’s less horrifying an option than Giuliani.

I heard about this earlier.

Guise...

He has so much respect for women. Tremendous respect. The best respect.

Someone compared him to William Stryker, the anti-mutant supervillain from Marvel, and I died

lmao

Is it somehow a slow news day?

A mother close to her child? Wow!

I would plotz if they just went “I don’t know her.”

SCROTUS-ELECT

Seattle’s Mayor has reaffirmed that it’s a sanctuary city.

Putin is a gotdamn supervillain.