She’s part Kree.

And it’s only the fifth movie in the DCEU. And it didn’t get pushed back for the 500th version of a white male character.

Marvel also racebent Ben Urich, only to kill him off and give his role in the story to a white woman. And while I otherwise loved Jessica Jones I didn’t need to see a black man get shot in the head then set on fire.

Then there’s the changes they made to Elektra. Elodie Yung was good with what she was given but what she…

I’m a fan of Larson’s just based on Room so I think she’ll be fine, but I also wish they could’ve gone with someone older.

Wonder Woman is still coming out first and it didn’t take DC over a dozen movies (in their shared cinematic universe) to get to her.

Blue Ivy is more stylish than I am and she’s four.

“She had time to spare, so she bought a bag and went to the shop.”

If I tried this, someone would call the cops.

boys or girls**

I have the same birthday as Bella Swan, apparently.

[delete]

And is of them GINGER? I won’t have children exposed to such filth.

Still not over that they had the sack to rip off a speech about HARD WORK.

Ugh.

People who are lactose intolerant or just plain wrong.

TIL: Prince liked Mac n Cheese.

More like...Slay-rena Williams.

Reese Witherspoon has obviously mastered cloning. Investigate ha.

The Fake America is all the parts with all of us brown and non-white people, obvs.

None of them look pleased.

I haven’t watched it. I feel guilty about it but I’m not sure I can handle it.