I’m hungry. :(

Ugh, boob havers.

Louis Tomlinson (whoever he is) looks like he’s fifteen.

LOL It’s like 7:10 here and I want to go to bed.

I didn’t recognize half the names on this Dirt Bag.

I’m still not over her saying her daughter has her “meaty eyelids.”

I’ve never understood why he’s so beloved and that’s only taking his work into account.

She also referred to her eyelids as “meaty” and got nostalgic for the Antebellum days.

Remember when she had the gall to storm an airport tarmac to yell at Obama?

With Batfleck he’s got a job for the next several years so he’s probably ok.

Here are Evans and Pratt with a BABEH:

My thirst for Chris Evans as Cap is so strong. I don’t know why. He looks even more basic in that role and YET!

2, 3, 1, 4 here.

I’m surprised more people haven’t complained about Amy Adams as Lois Lane, because she’s eight years older than Henry Cavill.

She ended up playing Betty Brant, who was Peter’s first love interest in the comics, but barely got any screentime in the movies. Because 28? GROSS.

Well if you’re a good person, just carry a gun into the dark theater, where a loud movie will be playing! [/s]

BE WITH KARLIE KLOSS INSTEAD TAY-TAY