I want to hang with Groban but i’m not a criminal :((

I listened to the audiobook so I couldn’t do that. :’(

Crying.

I love her so much.

I like Cameron Esposito’s “side mullet.”

I’ve heard that from my fiancee, Jessica Chastain.

“McAbortions.”

He’s an evil asshole who doesn’t REALLY care about women and children.

Mike Huckabee is a garbage piece of shit.

#TeamNoOne

I hope it’s more like Priest’s run than anything.

Classiest mo’fo ever.

w/e, Serena Williams. I can totally do that shit.

I only listen to it if I find out that someone I like is on.

Her nickname and this story warm my heart.

I’ve never understood why so many people had/have the vapors over him.

Well there’s been no word of any nannies.

Nothing can kill my love for gingers. NOTHING!

I guess they didn’t learn what was in the flipping Confederacy’s constitution.

What I immediately thought of ^