“No word yet on whether Gavin will be seeking advice/temporary shelter from Matt Damon.”

IF WE MET TOMORROW FOR THE VEEEERY FIRST TIME

I would probably be upset if they did split, tbh.

“I’m a toe guy,” he said. “Your toes are fine.”

“kale cleanse frappuchino.”

It’s terrible. And Kate McKinnon is so not adorable and I’m not in love with her.

I exhibit no surprise.

Nerdy looking is my type. If they’re pasty, it’s a bonus. I just hate, hate, hate his work so I can’t find him attractive for some reason.

“Michelle Williams is dating Jonathan Safran Foer.”

Titus Andromedon is my inspiration.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Dying.

“I have a big dick.”

OOP!

When I think of Deadpool, I think of sophisticated humor.

“· Friday Night Lights – Another great way to get some football in while providing the drama she loves.”

I thought Last Blood was the one where Estelle Getty played his mom and they fought Khal Drogo?

Right? He was not Daredevil’s problem. Mark Steven Johnson was.

I was always sold on Batfleck, IDGAF.