Winston is like Schrodinger's Rapist. 

The Huckabee is a greasy pork sandwich served on a dirty ashtray.

I’m all but certain Trump will be reelected in 2020. It’s vomit-inducing...and highly likely. Our only hope is that Democrats can lock up Congress for a few cycles. 

Seriously I’m so sure this is why his resignation was forced, and nothing at all to do with the brutality.

Or he’s guarding immigrant babies right now. Seems right up his alley.

He tried to take it furniture shopping, but he couldn’t get there.

The video is better if you make believe they’re fighting over the last Bojangles biscuit in a greasy box.

You know these parents were pissed- it looks like they ALL got up from their mobility scooters for the fight.

The snack-bar franchise at that field must be a fucking gold mine.

First of all, in the history of mankind, no person has ever had a worse ratio of threats to follow-throughs than Trump.

Years ago I read a post on Reddit by a guy who woke up after taking Ambien for the first time and was promptly informed by his wife that he’d gotten up in the middle of the night, grabbed their two cats, and announced his intention to read to them because “those motherfuckers need culture.”

How else do you think these people sleep at night?

It’s going to start happening more and more to white people because they didn’t speak up when it was happening to black people. Just like the opioid crisis.

This headline sums up Trump’s intellect in a nutshell; I don’t know anything about it, but I still have an opinion.

It’s not rape if you’re a rich white guy.

Do you know how reading works?

Really? Are we not doing sarcasm anymore?

I picture those two guys as the tiny angel and devil sitting on Mike Pence’s shoulders... whispering in his ears... in a battle for his soul.

An abortion.

His hair looks like it pops off in one piece a la Lego hair.