Little House on the Prairie called; Ma wants her dress back.

Can someone more savvy that I please photoshop Megyn’s face on this?

The country does flip parties every 8 years whether there’s a scandal or not—but sure enough, Nixon’s criminality and dishonesty left a bad enough taste in American mouths that they next elected a Sunday school teacher. (But if only the effect WAS more lasting than 1 term...!)

It is in South Carolina. Maybe that passes for hokey and charming.

I think she’s trying to find moose and squirrel.

Pepto Abysmal.

lol instead of anti-bullying she should advocate for those living with mentally unstable people.

Adalaide Byrd Was higher than eagle pussy

My mom’s a wildlife rehab volunteer. They are constantly running out during fawn season. So here are some more mental images for you!

We seriously considered this for our wedding because I have a cousin who has a drug and alcohol problem and her mom called me right before the wedding to let me know the good news that her parole officer was going to let her attend (it would have been out of state for her). My entire family enables her by allowing her…

My “strong” cousin once threw his back out reaching for a sandwich.

It’s like they put up a picture of Paul Ryan with text that read: “must be at least this punchable” when they were taking applications

Fun fact:

The only way this could have been averted is if his mother would have had an abortion, let’s get real.

Should’ve had Sage Steele host from whichever airport she was delayed.

Sex Tourism, the effects of opiate abuse on the human body, etc

I think this is the answer. I’m sure there will be employers that will turn him down after a google search, but I’m also sure there are plenty of employers who don’t give a shit. Honestly. He may as well just apply to Fox today, he’s a shoo-in.

He’s an outstanding alcoholic.

“If I say it’s safe to surf this beach, Captain, then it’s safe to surf this beach!”

Linda Kasabian and Susan Atkins took being in a cult less seriously than your average Nittany Lion Paterno defender.