What if it’s sponsored by Jenga?

#MAGA

Christ, how many My Little Ponies were slaughtered to paint that mess?

Jeez if he was white, he’d have a TLC show and be an Arkansas state senator.

Or foot stuff!

For the love of god, just switch to anal.

Ugg. No, it’s not just you. Sometimes I star stuff and I add a star; sometimes I take away a star and sometimes it just doesn’t bloody count.

Oh, and I spilled his french fries and he wasn’t even mad.

“ there are few sexual acts more universally despised than the breast honk”

A friend of mine told me a great story about a particularly inept partner, who honked her breasts and said “honk honk”...

What I think is super neat is that those of us who had family in Germany that came to America to escape fascism and Nazis now have to chance to emigrate back to Germany, to escape fascism and Nazis.

So, a known kiddie fiddler was elected mayor.

Belichick: “On to Communist Russia.”

Absolutely, the last time Bama’s defense gifted the offense with this kind of field position this many times for zero points Mike Shula was our coach. FSU’s exhausted defense stuffed us in the red zone an incredible amount of times. All they need is a decently competent QB (which they had) and a minimally solid O line…

This is progress. Usually Cleveland police protest browns by shooting them.

Let’s be fair though; the real reason to be a juror on this case is how it gives you a platform for honing your juror skills, building your brand as a juror, and attaining more high-profile jury stints as you develop your career.

The mobile interface is terrible. If I got sprayed with cat piss every time I used mobile kinja, that would be an improvement.

I just cannot believe that rescuing people from flood waters for days after the storm is considering a “successful” response. It is horrifying that with all the money we spent on DHS, there was not a competent plan to evacuate the areas in Houston which have flooded twice in the last two years prior to Harvey. The…

I think she’ll go groveling back to Fox or find something in Sinclair media.

No sir! I did not see you playing with your dolls again sir!

How much do you wanna bet these were on his desk at the time of that statement,and he was like “eh...seems legit!”?