At this rate we’re gonna need an Onion headline like “Fox News Host Accused of Respecting Women”

It’s so stupid, it shouldn’t have ever had press coverage. It’s like wondering how the hell that bit of sea glass ended up on the beach.

I sure hope he speaks English

Oooooo. That’s a possibility. Palin, too.

“GREAT NEWS! Have launched B2s at N Korea. Will not tolerate aggression any more. PATRIOTISM! China and Russia not helping. SAD!”

He’s a human pinky ring.

Kids also eat their own boogers. Don’t use them as a measurement of good taste!

When does he fire Trump?

My friend’s 12 year old got suspended from school the day after Election Day. The bully in the class walked up to her (Muslim) friend and started taunting him that he was going to be deported. My friend’s daughter walked up to the bully and punched him right in the face. Her mom took her out for ice cream when she…

Once your dick stops working you have to find someway to fuck other people over.

It’s got to be ego. It’s a relatively small club of people who have served as Secretary of State: only 69 people (nice) in history, nearly 10% of whom went on to become President.

Maybe the Hair and Makeup person could also do something about all the brown on Scaramucci’s nose.

I thought that, too, but it appears Trump is throwing some serious shade at Jeff Sessions as if to send a message to Mueller to lay off his family. He’s already heated because they’re about to start looking in to his money.

For what it’s worth, you’re welcome... Myself could only raise the queasiest of half-hearted chuckles for my own jokes, because godalfuckingmighty, this story is the bottom of humanity.

Here’s some food for thought. If Debbie Wasserman Schultz was never born, Bernie would be president right now.

Bucks County, for when you absolutely can’t make it down to Florida.

not a chance. he will not ever publicly acknowledge that he’s anything other than perfectly healthy, and the GOP would literally lock him away in the East Wing and have Pence do the public appearances before allowing any evidence that he may have been unfit at any point. this is also man who threatened to sue a random…

I saw this a while ago, but am always ready to watch it again. I know he may not be for everyone, but I love john Oliver.

Parents who don’t want to discipline their kids should be forced to watch all this guy’s stuff.

Plus, what was she a 3, 4, maybe? And pretty flat chested too. Sad!