Its because we all know exactly what kind of person he is when he said that: Typical white, conservative, Trump-supportin’ piece of shit.

It’s just like how Netflix ditched DVDs for streaming and haven’t been heard from since.

Game Pass is a silly subscription service? This is a phenomenally stupid take.

Honestly, I thought about taking the time to adjust lighting on the pacifier, but instead decided to get the post out. Now I wish I’d taken another pass

I can think of another eating contest he’d lose every time. If the meal is shit, Lindsey Graham would CRUSH him.

Dammit, someone beat me to it:

The more I think about the poor photo quality, the more I buy into the “leaked on purpose” idea. Seems like you’d have to go out of your way to make a picture this low-rez in 2020. But then again. Maybe a GameBoy camera is the only thing you can sneak into a design studio 😂

Easily the best thing I’ve read here in ages.  Thanks for this!

Max, that's FANTASTIC work. Well done.

Likely story. Jason - and all of Jalopnik - has been in the pocket of Big Otter Jizz for years now.

Carlos Ghosted

Former Green Beret Highly Skilled at Difficult Extractions

There are two problems with Stadia.

It’s relieving to see this many positive comments on an article about MS/Xbox.

Boomers deserve every bit of ridicule that can be thrown at them.

I am, and will always be, a huge fan of Tron: Legacy. Loved the effects, the look, and the incredible score. :D

Is Rich Energy being run by the Oval Office, or have we unknowingly stumbled upon Sarah Huckabee’s new gig?

“I don’t understand the distinction” - Nissan