POSOTUS is definitely needing to evacuate his bowels after feeling the impact of consequences for the first time in his life!

Why? Because this idiot doesn’t like EMALS?

I don’t like it, but take your damned star 

The Warcraft legacy - at least to someone like me who derides it for the asstacular graphics and dorky culture - is basically:

Curious as to what the service I use does with tips on non-cash transactions

While PepsiCo “spun off” their restaurant unit about 20 years ago, Yum! Brands - which is mostly Taco Bell/KFC/Pizza Hut, PepsiCo still has a massive investment Yum!... which allows them to leverage their still-wholly-owned brands (in this case, Frito Lay, of which Doritos belongs) through “brand synergy”

This allows…

I’d rather hand him a box full of angry Africanized bees

I’d pay hard-earned Canadian rupees for a remastered version of the two first FlatOut games from Bugbear Entertainment - or their co-creation, RidgeRunner: Unbounded

If you like these things as an adult, you are about 96.8% guaranteed to be a serial killer who is carefully stitching together a skin suit approximating Donald Trump:

Heads up... most humans have jobs now and can afford to buy more than one cola if they feel so inclined - but more of them choose Coke than Pepsi because Big Red is the better product

But, hey, nice attempt to create a save when you were caught being a privileged, whiny-ass gamer

If you want to waste money on PlayStation…

Go watch the LameStation E3 event, Sony fanboi... oh, wait...

Swap in a photo of you signed by Ray Ratto, and I’ll consider buying

It’s what I’d do - as why give away the store when you can use your inventory to best effect?

Drumpf and his lackeys have been spending the past week or so jumping up and down about how “squeaky clean” the Mueller probe found them to be - so now’s the best time to let the earthen dam burst that’s been holding back a…

I know, right? People on the web these days be like

Hey... it worked for the Resource Development Agency in Avatar - just, this time, there’s no employees wearing blue-monkey meat suits

The problem with the McDonald’s/Burger King battle is that all the BK stores are in terrible locations - mainly because McDonald’s has its own realty company that snaps up ideal properties as soon as they come on the market

Wendy’s - which came later on the scene in many cities - has the ability to see which properties…