Do you, by any chance, play Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon?

While not strictly a comedy, the tutorials and just overall attitude of the game is hilarious in an 80s pastiche

The strangest way I eat anything, at least in my opinion:

They gave him a 3-picture deal running an entirely different part of the Star Wars galaxy - as far away from the main storyline as The Mouse House could arrange, while still keeping somebody with name recognition in the creative loop

It would be like if the studio at the time saw how Ewe Boll murdered video game…

...which had nothing to do with Abrams - as The Last Jedi completely did away with all the hanging threads that were crafted in The Force Awakens

That disregard/wholesale destruction of all the mysteries J.J. created (with an eye on them being resolved more solidly that what the damned Island was) is why The Last Jedi…

Take your damn star

Good to know you’re still beating :)

Not for nothing, but I feel I should speak up here... and tell you I’m deeply into Lakshmi - when I’m not struggling to remember my son

I had completely forgotten that episode... and yet remember the whole ELO thing - so I guess my brain picked the good from bad there

It will be like a Japanese bukkake video... but instead of jizz, it will be loads and loads and loads of player ire in the side chat window

That backpack is full of Pepsi

I think it’s a result of how Marvel has always couched its characters: Marvel heroes are about 85% human i.e. having originated as regular Joes or Joannes... when compared to DC’s pantheon that are mostly gods - or, at least, god-like aliens

So, in the Marvel universe, people accept superheroes in the same way that…

I’ve stopped doing the Raid since it’s so fundamentally broken in places that it’s kinda pointless - and the loot RNG is garbage: six pairs of gloves, but no rocket launcher for me

Making the keys more permanent was a step in the right general direction - if it wasn’t for people immediately disbanding after a Raid…

I find it easy: just stop watching shitty shows and only pay attention to the ones that have a good Tomato rating - as life is too short (and made of too few hours) to waste it on programs of middling quality

Then again, watching good TV can have its pitfalls as well: you get invested in something great like last…

It’s why I always liked Overhaulin’: while the format was predictable, it was clear the people involved were passionate about cars - and they often gave you a clue about what they were thinking about when making modifications

Plus, the background stories were always interesting

The new controls are intuitive - in the same way that flying a helicopter in Just Cause 3 is.

As for those saying that the controls were “more authentic” the other way, let me assure you that if Sikorsky made a chopper that flew that way, they’d immediately lose all of their defense contracts: yes, flying a heli is…

Coke’s own numbers show that Diet Coke’s consumer base is falling year over year - but it’s partly because of Coke Zero, and partly because idiots believe scare mongering bullshit about artificial sweeteners... despite aspartame being the number one highest studied food additive used in the modern era and repeatedly…