Do you expect anything less from this organization?

Mike Vrabel looks like the kind of guy who slaps himself in the face to get psyched up for a Fun Run. 

+1 Incoherent motivational speech 

No, but we heard plenty in the ‘90s about this guntled heavyweight:

Counterpoint to your museum idea (and I hope I don’t come off too hostile because I think you’re great and correct): The statute wasn’t even erected until 1913. Many of these confederate monuments aren’t actually very old and were literally built with the intention of reminding minorities of “their place.” Take them…

The show is VERY bad (they tend to focus a lot on the drama around Kristen’s “work”) but the bits with Jay Cutler are fan-fucking-tastic. If you don’t want to watch 35 minutes of trash read the recaps on The Ringer. I mean this is his reaction whenever he’s asked to do ANYTHING!

My little sister moved up from Chicago to Milwaukee and actually just got engaged to a Packers fan. He is just about the nicest guy in the world and is more than an overprotective brother could hope for in a brother in-law. He bought her a Rodgers jersey for Christmas last year and I now plan on making a scene at…

[Alarm clock turns from 5:59 to 6:00 AM. “I Got You Babe” begins to play. A BENGALS FAN lies in bed and opens his eyes.]

I’m a Bengals fan, and everything you say is correct. Burfict is a shitstain who should be out of the league.

Have a little respect for the biggest metropolitan area in Kentucky.

sounding both irate and somehow on the verge of tears.

If Johnny keeps sucking like this he’s going to be sent back down to the Browns.

If football wants to survive, it needs to remove helmets and shoulder pads. You want dudes not killing themselves? How about not turning them into missiles from the chest up.

They got rid of feeding people to lions in front of the mob. Football had a good run. It’s a collision sport. 

On the one hand, fuck the NFL for making games more and more unwatchable every year. We didn’t know what a legal catch was, and now we’re not going to know what a legal tackle is, and more importantly the players won’t know that either. But on the OTHER hand, fuck the people who yearn for the halcyon days of players…

Eh, this is what we’ve decided we’re comfortable with. We drag nuanced situations into the dumbest, least-nuanced sphere of “discourse” and expect actual discourse to occur.

In a perfect world, we’d be able to have tough conversations about these nuances. But, alas, we’re a collection of weaponized fucktards looking…

Hail to the bus driver,

“He rubbed my shoulders.”

Man Bites Dog doesn’t seem so farfetched... I mean.. Florida exists, right?

I find these claims rather unlikely. When was the last time anyone affiliated with a Catholic institution wronged others?