Gee, maybe some of “the love” went away when Disney decided what we all wanted was a slapdash sequel trilogy that made our childhood heroes miserable failures, cowards, and parents of a school shooter? And then totally undercut the finale of the original films by having Palpatine survive (more or less, clone,…

Silent Violent Haze is also the name of the new Ben and Jerry’s flavor specifically marketed at the lactose intolerant.

Bet Elizabeth Warren isn’t so proud to be a Cougar now...

Predicting new internet trend of people putting scotch capsules up their butts to see if it gets your drunk. Will call it Scotch Tape-Worming.  Will inevitably end when it progresses to people drinking the scotch trickling out of a butthole and being hospitalized.   

5am? My Lord that’s early. I can just picture Snyder there in his office, across from a barely awake Gruden, stirring his coffee with a sleeve of gatorade cups.

After the game, Odell Beckham Jr. told reporters that he was more concerned with Humphrey’s erection during the play, as well as his own.

Confused and angered by their departure from the natural order, Humphrey was determined to see the Browns choke.

Strange, I’ve never seen a slant pass at the goal line get picked off before...

“...right after a word from our sponsors.”

Calm down, I am sure Haskins will be out there and break his leg soon enough.

“World of Suck, you say? Guess I’m done visiting Orchids of Asia.”

Skip the alligator in the gumbo, Drew. It’s meh. Just make sure they load it up with andouille sausage. And don’t spare the Tony Chachere’s.

and indignity.

Intercept10n

Med10crity

hurt, suspended, or in Cleveland

Yeah, a tank season rolls off the tongue for fans, is reasonable for ownership and management, but for football players, with their short careers and limited opportunities to win a championship, that’s probably the worst sport to put yourself through the wringer for, subject yourself to the abuse and damage “for the…

The window for a professional football player is just too short. He’s one awkward tackle away from a career-ending injury, followed by a lifetime of looking back on what might have been. Meanwhile the premise that “this team will be good eventually” is resting on a really big assumption, that the Dolphins front office…

Not only are they invited, but they’re going whether they want to or not.

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.