Ahh Bears. It’s good to know that some things never change. Theres a..”correctness” to this from them..as if all is as it should be. 

You guys should be beaten severely for putting the fucking Beach Boys in front of Petty. What is wrong with you? Bowie near the top I understand but the rest...did you ask your grandparents or pull random bands from a hat? 

Zeppelin is tops. You guys are insane to have them 15th

The lions game was just another obvious example of the thing nobody in the nfl wants to acknowledge. Those refs didnt make mistakes in that game, they blatantly called bad penalties...because Rodgers and the Packers doing well made the game more palatable and “exciting” to watch. They were well on their way to getting…

It’s so much fun to watch him run. Guys a wrecking ball..

Always nice to see this kind of thing happen to the Packers. Warms the soul a bit. 

Sooo..the Bears?

I did not know this. And it somehow makes me depressed. 

So how long before hes a god damned Patriot?

This was great hahahaha

This isnt exactly a surprise. Trubisky was their Achilles heel last year. He will be until they get rid of him. The first down and forty was comically Bears. Loved it

Or Dallas

Well that's just a bit foreboding...

There have been worse QBs called in before these called in instead of Kap. It's not justified, but teams are scared to touch him. So to answer your question..all of them would have to die..

I have to say, I’m a bit alarmed that there are 36 entries to this. I agree with your top choice but pizza at number 7? I could barf pizza and eat it in the same day. Seems like it should be at the bottom, although im unsure of the criteria you used to make the list. Fun read though.

Mike Irvin is powered by the two most powerful forces in America. Cocaine and Jesus. He cant be stopped.

He looks like a younger version of the minister from the Poltergeist movies. Step into the light Tom!!

See, this is why we deserve the double doink. 

I was at my house with my best friend. Bears fan all his life. I said the same thing to him about Parkey missing it. Atleast you knew man...my buddy looked right at me with absolute conviction and said Parkey would make it. He knew better than to let himself believe but he did it anyway. They could hear his wailing in…

The Bears WILL always suck. What matters is..Fuck the Packers. Forever and always.