causticdonut
CausticDonut
causticdonut

To the other 11 Cavs:

Maybe they should have called it a sex FARM. Spinal Tap made that sound pretty classy.

It’s weirdly callous. LeBron’s played for Pop multiple times as part of Team USA and has repeatedly expressed his love and appreciation for the guy. Dropping that bomb on him is a dick move, and honestly I thought he handled it amazingly well.

Sorry, but Pop is a goddamned national treasure. Nic Cage found a map to his house on the back of the Declaration of Independence.

Jeter is way ahead of the rest of the MLB. In Miami, the season is already over.

The Packers are one big family, so they just assumed that Aaron Rodgers doesn’t want to talk to them anyway.

Coming from a 37 year old with a comfortable job who makes too much for down payment assistance but not enough to make reasonable headway toward accumulating $20,000 in dormant wealth, this is absolutely true.

Somebody hates these hands!

Di Biase is never wrong:

At least he won’t have to remember that he sold out.

That Pathfinder didn’t stand a chance against these rogue trailblazing explorers. It couldn’t even envision an escape from their renegade quest for liberty.

We could, but it may be easier and more fun to just attack all Seahawks fans.

12th man hates 13th amendment.

I’m picturing a stereotypical movie tough guy stabbing open a kilo of Parmesan and licking a sample off the end of the knife like a 90s action movie.

I’m not even a Vikings fan, Drew, but if Brees ends up in Minnesota, I will also shit your pants.

#notallbears

Hey, we should consider everyone’s feelings here.

I’m sure she felt it was quite a degrading experience to actually have to step foot in a public school.

Don’t get me wrong, I think it is absolutely disgusting that American universities and the NCAA have profited handsomely from the unpaid labor of collegiate athletes, and that these athletes absolutely deserve to be financially compensated. That being said, athletics has already corrupted the academic mission of far

If anything, this year’s Super Bowl is evidence of how valuable having a quarterback who can catch the ball is.

That’s Special Agent Peanut to you, buddy