I had some of my first “funny feelings” playing with Barbies. My pre-k porn was 2 barbies laying side by side or Barbie laying next to ken. I didn’t know what they were doing but I knew it was hot.

Preach (sorry, I needed to put this gif somewhere, it’s more powerful than I am)

My boss watched me post that last gif. I was like

LOVE YOU MORE

I’d like to thank you for your support by dedicating this song to you (I’m on a Mariah-thon).

Apparently that was so last century, this list is for her later, far more inferior, “hits”.

ETA:I failed reading comprehension today, my objections are unfounded. This is for her 21st century hits. oops

you’re fucking hilarious

I thought it was an interesting FYIzzle. I’ve met a few parents whose teens were prescribed adderall and the teen really went bonkers with booze soon after. Maybe coincidence? Sure. Sorry I’m kinda off track here, in closing: I smoke pot.

Did you know adderral can increase your cravings for alcohol? My shrink told me that. Also, check out this wittle hand:

+1 beautiful gif. He infuriates you, tho?! That’s deep. What is it, why? I am biased bc In da Club was my Summer Song that became my Song of the Year and he seems very snuggly to me. ETA: not my song of the year THIS year, obviously. After last night I think my song of the year might be that haunting children’s choir…

Jesus

I couldn’t stop looking at that baby! And baby’s mom’s unfortunate knit headband. But mostly baby, who was obviously a suppressed Hillary supporter.

Pedro. Trishell. Mike. I just threw Mike out because I’m sure there was a Mike.

Erik. Judd. Coral. The curly haired one from Boston who was sick. The blonde one who is on Southern Charm.

Wise.

Love you Selena, but is anyone watching this fucking trump rally?

Not a thing