This should’ve been the headline for the VS fashion show stuff

LAST WEEK I realized Adele is singing “we ain’t kids no more”...I thought she was saying “we ain’t kiss no more”. Now I die laughing every time the song comes on.

You know this means your fetus is an unborn evil overlord, right? Sad!

James is saying maybe it irritates our sweet little A-Coop, because he considers himself a self-made man and doesn’t want people assuming stuff about him. I just like it when Anderson gets appropriately irritated. He so fancy! He needs a monocle

your tits look great tho

Perfect gif if perfect. If *she* rubbed her own belly, I’d think she was 💯 % with child (and I’d be loving a Bloomerry Baby). But him rubbing her belly?! Cmon!

I just fell down a rabbit hole of trump triggered memes.

Really?! Huh.

Have you noticed lately how many words and phrases are ruined? You can’t use the word “trump” properly, or refer to building any kind of wall (me playing blocks with my kid: “I’m gonna build a...partition.”) “Grab” used in any way, my brain has a little neon light that flickers “pussy”. I can’t even think something is…

You beat me to it! Sha la la la la la la la yeah

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WHat?! I thought it was gorgeous. Did you notice the bow didn’t have “ends”, it was tied from the shirt seamlessly? Lovely

For a cat!

My husband and I both marveled at the beautiful shirt. Or at least he humored me, but whatever, GREAT blouse. A reverse pussy bow?

Oh dude. You reflectively doxxed me. I thought we were doing an internet pinky swear thing

ETA edited to protect the unborn. Just kidding she’s born! But hope you read that dox before my edit. Love your kid’s name! Very classic

My kid has a somewhat unusual name and now I am hella curious what your baby name is?!! Ok count to 3 and we both post it

consider it done!

Satan’s having a moment though.