Oh, shut up. She does not.

Or just get/make trifle, which is boozecake, with pie filling.

Team cake!!!

This motherfucker right here.

Just a heads up, there are quite a few typos.

Except you didn’t say any of that. You didn’t suggest a shred of compassion for their lack of agency or for the fact that no underage victim of sexual assault should ever be named in the news without consent. Ever. It’s revictimization, which is both cruel and has a chilling impact on girls coming forward.

It was a kinja fail. As long as I’m not the kind of person who reads about a sexual assault assilant and only thinks “boy this really justifies my victim blaming” I’m happy.

Can confirm she has started wearing pants.

Nope criticizing the girls for the suit is still pure bullshit.

A Venus Spice Trap

I just hope we get a picture of him eating falafel. Because I bet you anything he’s one of those assholes who hates vegetarians simply for being vegetarians. And everyone knows falafel is infidel or tree-hugger EPA supporting food. Delicious infidel or tree-hugger EPA supporting food.

Why would you say that? I think that the law that was in place was a good one as it protects victims. Here, you may not like the victims’ politics/religion or whatever, but that doesn’t mean they should be excluded from the law that protects them.

Oh, at this point, Taylor OWNS that particular rodeo.

Don’t confuse Snowden and Manning.

Personally, I was never bothered by the fact that she was in prison, and I wasn’t particularly swayed by the argument that her penalty was unduly harsh. She was on active duty and she willfully endangered the lives of her fellow men and women in uniform. That’s a big deal, no matter how much people wish to minimize it…

I always use Joanna Rothkopf’s own KEDSUM 200PCS ADHESIVE CABLE CLIPS, WIRE CLIPS, CAR CABLE ORGANIZER, CABLE WIRE MANAGEMENT, DROP CABLE CLAMP WIRE CORD TIE HOLDER FOR CAR, OFFICE AND HOME to affix my feminist patches to my clothing. That makes me extra feminist.

yes, really. i think its weird that jezebel seems unable to have nuanced convos on sexism when it comes to the women around trump.

SHE DIDN’T SAY SHE WAS THE FIRST. THAT IS WHY THIS BLOG POST WAS WRITTEN.

One day, the kids will see the movie and ask, “Did it really happen like that?” And we will shake our heads sadly and explain that, no, it was so much stupider.