Lucifer the dog, Lucy for short is v cute

Years ago, I had an actual irl fallout with a friend claiming “lucifer” is just a beautiful name for a child. They kept shouting that the name Lucifer means “giver of light”...

Am I the only person who nearly had a brain hemorrhage reading that cushioned phrasing? It’s called child pornography. As far as I’m concerned, that banner pic is evidence of child abuse.

No. Obnoxious Guy’s Face Slashed is feeding my cold & hallow soul right now.

Sorry if my earlier response was a little dismissive. I reread your post and realize that you ARE concerned, so saying “don’t worry bout it booboo!” isn’t helpful.

Hm. Your feelings are legit and it’s not TMI, this is Jezebel. Libido tends to move in waves for some people, you may be experiencing the first of many of the “ebbs” in the ebb-and-flow of long term partnership. It’s normal. Focus on yourself. Jill yourself off if you want to, exercise, go for walks, get a massage,…

I like you. First impression!

I haven’t used weighted blankets but can I recommend...an acupressure mat? It’s a mat covered in plastic spikes but really, it works for me, as part of my meditation routine (acupressure, then meditation, then yoga). You lay on it with bare skin and it feels uncomfortable for a bit, but then the blood gets circulating…

My brother introduced me to Cards Against Humanity one night...by having us all play with my grandmother. My brother sucks for an abundance of reasons, but me having to explain to my grandma what a glory hole is, remains in my top 3 grievances against him.

You created a burner specifically for this comment? I think love you.

Ziiiingg!

Please everyone, refrain from your armchair diagnoses. It’s obnoxious and unhelpful.

I am almost embarrassed for him.

Yea I *barely* know who this guy is, why toss him around like he’s nobody’s trash? I see how the tweet is problematic and kind of terrible. I see how publishing an article about it is worse

Lol died

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Nemo-nazi, for the ill-informed

I’ve been trying to pubic advocate since I was like 19. No respect!

Um. Nemo-nazis (typo and its stays) need an intro to (being) sketch class, maybe.