Did you go to a private schoo?

yea. In middle school we had to read The Diary of Anne Frank & Number the Stars, in high school we read a few Elie Wiesel novels, and a study of Art Speigelman’s Maus. The lessons were broad, but there was always the message: we can’t let this happen again, to any group of people.

Statethelabel.com Her clothes are amazing and right now 50% of sales from smocks are going to Planned Parenthood.

I hope it’s a tennis thing.

My brain is on snooze, so it takes me 8 minutes to catch up.

you know what’s the worst thing about 2016? We still have to do the fucking holidays with a smile.

Yes I haz a slow

Was she in Airplane? Jokes, jokes. That’s awesome. Excited for your pin and regurgitating my uncle’s favorite joke

Don’t call me Shirley.

Oh. So...you don’t watch the show. Well, guess what?

Yea lol I get it now. Maybe I just got really good weed, I read this is a very backward way. NOW I get it.

Me thinks thou doth protest too much. I would totally describe Kristin as scowls brows

The first sentence, which possibly contains a typo. Edit: I guess I get it. I’m slow, ya’ll.

I don’t see it. Kristin is as batshit as they come, but I don’t see her sexually assaulting the Kentucky Muffin. More likely they were both shitfaced and kinda remember it, but Muffin is trying to protect her laced-up image for her family back home.

<3 ...good to know you weren't blacked out drunk while we made memories together

Is this an unfunny joke?

Under the circumstances, I have to go with YES DEF. Her smug grin right before she does it tells you she had Andy Cohen’s blessing, a free pass to smack that chick upside the head. I personally can think of 5 people I would love to do this to, with corporate permission.

I used this gif yesterday in the comments and now feel cosmically connected to Kara. Sorry, Kara.

This marriage is gonna last, boo. Good work.

Fuuck. I was leaning toward watching this on the up&up, now I have to pirate it. Assholes.