I wish I could edit this away because several writers responded to me that they have addressed this with the ad team.

Check that super sexist sponsorship, maybe.

I think about Huma more often than any normal person should. Making a PB&J, glaring at a stoplight, tuning out my kid’s tantrum...my brain often drifts to sending Huma positive vibes and hoping she is doing better without the Weiner. ETA: we are considering getting a dog and I have already named it Abedin.

Just the thought of it makes my vagina recoil! Partners only, and half of the doula’s job is knowing when to take your partner out of the room. Ffs it’s not a ballgame.

That Weiner documentary made me preesh DeBlasio anew. It seems like it takes a certain type of self-absorbed social cripple to run for office, but I think Bill’s different. He seems refreshingly normal, like you could have a slice with him and he wouldn’t grab your puss or send you a dick pic. Small blessings.

Evangelical. Had sex before marriage but Jesus forgave him. Cheated on all 3 of his wives but again, Jesus was like “we’re cool”. He is currently unmarried and works 2 jobs, I hope he doesn’t have time to bone anyone. I wish he was just an exception but I think his brand of asshole is very standard.

You hit the nail on the head.

I don’t think my stomach can handle trying to untangle his thinking. I’ve known this asshole long enough to know that if he got a woman pregnant he would definitely want her to abort (he’s already supporting 4 kids from women who no longer speak to him). But I’m sure if he is faced with that situation, it’s ok because…

They don’t have compassion for this woman, because the contents of uterus > woman. When I tried to impress on a (white dude) coworker that women will suffer and die without abortion access, he said “good. They should suffer.”

I just talked to my Grandma, who is still openly crying about the election, but she reminded me: we have so far to go. And as a white chick, it’s a really big wake up call: get out of your bubble. We reeeeally want to believe that the general population has caught on to to most basic principles of equality...nope. We…

Very few mugshots look good. They don’t have cheese platters in prison. And oh yea, yea, also we are better than that ;)

I said something similar to a friend recently, and she seemed to kind of get upset. I was like “what did I say?!” and she gently reminded me of a friend of ours who had committed suicide, and I felt like a real jackass. Like Darleeeeeeene said, we just have to be better and as trite as it sounds, we have to keep our…

I’ve slept over at guy’s apartments several times—even guys I was kind of dating, and had kissed before!—and wasn’t raped. This way of thinking is toxic to young men, because it’s tacit approval. “she came over and drank with you after dark, she should know she owes you an exchange in sexual currency.” Good men simply…

Cheese is good for your soul.

Oh yea! The wolves! Her cape was great in that scene.

Oh lol children?!! Actual living children can eat shit and die. They’re tainted by their passage through the vaginal canal.

Because of the abortion stuff. It has more to do with taming pussy than protecting the unborn or whatever, they won’t admit that, for A LOT of Christians, floozy bitches are their number one issue. They desperately cling to this virgin purity thing and are terrified by the idea of us getting off and getting away with…

Don’t

But what’s weirder still is that Beast was totally not into Belle at first, if I’m remembering correctly? I think he was asexual? He had a huge rage-on for the wilty rose and just wanted to toss Belle in a closet and let the housewares tend to her. Then teapot was all “oooh angry beast, shush, look at her! Go get your…