This is gross. The actual ingredient needed to make better RKTs:

You can take ducks with impunity:

You should tell your pals at Jezebel about your milk take. A few years ago, they said anyone drinking milk had an unhealthy attachment to their mother’s breasts.

Chlorox

Isn’t it possible that bugs have evolved to not fly into cars?

I started smoking cones exclusively when the pandemic started; I couldn’t find rubbing alcohol anywhere to clean my glassware.

You corrected this article and still couldn’t spell Tausig correctly more than a couple times? Yikes.

Allow me to add another:

right of passage

The chocolate hazelnut Uncrustables are ridiculously good. Put them in the air fryer for 7-8 minutes and get them crispy... *chef’s kiss*

Live?

I remember when my Grandma got Alzheimer’s from being around someone who used aluminum in their deodorant. It was such a sad time.

HBO’s house brand is increasingly smart, paranoid, and kind of dark. Which means an adaptation of Delillo’s breakout novel is a perfect fit.

Why use scare quotes and not just be factually correct?

Jim Jones used Flavor-Aid, not Kool-Aid.

As with almost everything, the key to saving money on buying weed:

Pompeo has of course put the “Grey” in Grey’s Anatomy, playing Meredith Grey for the entirety of the show’s 16-year run.

but I mean...you can’t really have an opinion about something you refuse to try.

I’m 0-30 on seeing any of these and totally happy with my choices.

I just play my flowers heady Dark Star jams.