Domino’s has a $5.99 delivery fee, per delivery. If you’re an Uber Eats member, your fees are significantly less per delivery and you’re not stuck ordering shitty pizza from a wannabe tech company.

Project much, Mark? 

You’re not playing Wordle if you’re not playing on Hard Mode.

A bowl of oatmeal daily will have you regular as rain.

In regards to the current promotion with Cardi B and Offset, McDonald’s confirmed it has seen widespread support and excitement from operators and restaurant crews as well as fans.

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99% for cleaning glassware.

A slice of bread stored with the cake will also keep the cake moist.

This is definitely not $400 off today.

Using milk instead of water will make your box cakes/brownies exponentially better.

I think you answered your own question:

Can you do this for picky adult eaters next?

This advice is brutal. You cite writers or writing collectives as a way to carve words to indicate sarcasm, and then at the end the “hack” is just to not use words? What are those of us who don’t use emojis to do to convey sarcasm?

*Cathy

These cookies are so, so bad. Nearly inedible. So stale.

60% would choose self-checkouts over store associates if given an option.

Why are the links in this slideshow linking to more TheTakeout stories and not the actual Reddit posts??

Because I was actually looking for decent chicken nuggets to buy from the freezer aisle, not meatless chemicals thrown together.

There should be an asterisk next to Chicken in the headline of this. What a joke.

I think you’re missing a word here.