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“Close your eyes and think of England”

Neti pot.

It was one of your articles a while back that suggested drinking a mug of warm water first thing upon waking up in the morning. I’ve been doing that since and my morning movements have been better since. Read more

The last few years have been chaotic for sure, but not “put your pizza under a faucet” chaotic. The guy who came up with that is entropy incarnate.

Is “having an existential crisis about where our species is headed” a feeling?
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Along with that clown who rinses her cooked ground beef.

This person belongs in prison.

Am I the only one who thinks it would make the most sense for the cheese section to be the last one, so that it actually gets something of a seal?

Maybe the real tasered balls were the friends we made along the way?

Thank you so much! I’m definitely going strong. The fact that I did it in 2020 of all years is probably a pretty good sign!

buddy if it’s one thing i’ve learned about cocaine addicts over the years it’s that they don’t mind doing it alone in the house.

This is definitely a shock for me. I guess I’ve been sorta looking up to him as a fellow very nervous person who’s got it all together, more or less. For some reason this was the year for me where I finally managed to stay sober (after spending the greater part of 2019 hopped up on speed). And boy howdy, was it… Read more

The article is about being spat on. I would love to see the stats on disease transmission through...what would the term be...”ground spit”? Read more

“The two biggest red flags someone has an alcohol problem is hiding the consumption from others, and relying on alcohol to get through the day,” Martha Duke, a spokeswoman for the sobriety support network Recovering Out Loud told Page Six Read more

Why does it even matter if the edge of the paper is neat? 

Thank you, Beth.

the rich and powerful are really showing their “earn profit at all costs no matter what, and if you don’t scream poverty” asses lately.
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I mean, I get where this dipshits head is at. “Lets charge the people with jobs so that we can give that money to the people without jobs”. So he’s assuming that everyone who works from home is fucking rolling in cash and is actually able to afford their lives? There are plenty of people who can’t. Read more

Exactly. Read more

What about for our friends in India? Is there a setting for allowing drivers to drive on whatever side of the road they damn well please?