“Happy National Chicken Tender Day! Here’s some food that is decidedly not chicken tenders!”

If you drive a lot and a Costco is nearby, you can make your $60 back on gas.

...and it should be as pretentious as possible.

Pocket Casts also has Sonos integration, which earns it another huge point in my book.

Came to post this. Sees I was beaten to punch.

No one wants to put you up and have to smoke you out your entire time there!

Mine’s like a toy; I couldn’t stop playing with it after I got it on Christmas.

Daily sinus rinse + NasalCrom

delta-8 was described to me as “a high without a soul” by someone who tried it.

Laxatives like Colacewill only end up making you more constipated in the end... which seems like something they should put in REALLY BIG LETTERS on the bottle.

He was the only player to remain standing during an August 2020 game against the Denver Nuggets while both teams knelt in solidarity with the Black Lives Matter movement

Thank you for thinking of the imaginary children opening hamper-refrigerators that don’t actually exist.

Or just turn it upside down and it lays flat immediately.

Would a puff pastry make me like leftover pizza?

How to smoke a cigar:

When you said it was for ‘suckers’, I was hoping it was a website dedicated to Super Blow-Pops.

Damn. You just gave 25-years-ago James Blunt the business!

*steps to microphone*

The bizarre anti-milk campaign by your sister-site has long been confounding. Thank you for speaking truth.