cattleprod
cattleprod
2/20/18
12:35 PM
471

Barry, you prude, you’re acting like you’ve never stuffed a platonic friend’s muff in your face then transitioned her into a hurricarana in the name of competition before.

3/16/17
8:35 PM
115

I was really hoping this was a story about Tiger Woods drowning Tim Tebow.

3/16/17
11:03 AM
257

The lesson, as always: Don’t drink and do cocaine and then leave the bar and go drive your boat as fast as it goes.

3/13/17
11:42 PM
21

Word is, this sudden health concern-related retirement resulted from a basic misunderstanding. DeMarcus asked for some career advice from his agent, who begged him to just fearlessly follow his true instincts. Read more

3/8/17
9:35 PM
64

The one that looks like a parallel universe Michael Rappaport who made infinitely better life choices.

3/7/17
10:32 PM
99

Not even the Germans have a word for how great his career has been.