Not true. He makes Pierre so, so much worse.
cattleprod
cattleprod
Barry, you prude, you’re acting like you’ve never stuffed a platonic friend’s muff in your face then transitioned her into a hurricarana in the name of competition before.
Giselle, 2012: “My husband cannot fucking throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time.”
Deadspin’s coverage is already wide left.
Fucking Nnnnnn Peppermint Roll
Thank you for this
I was really hoping this was a story about Tiger Woods drowning Tim Tebow.
The lesson, as always: Don’t drink and do cocaine and then leave the bar and go drive your boat as fast as it goes.
Let’s remember some chokers:
“let’s see him do that on water” - Tim Tebow
Word is, this sudden health concern-related retirement resulted from a basic misunderstanding. DeMarcus asked for some career advice from his agent, who begged him to just fearlessly follow his true instincts.
There are a Brazilion things wrong with this.
Wow, what a bunch of THUGS
*BOOM*
Who said basketball wasn’t a contact sport?
Spoke, too soon.
The one that looks like a parallel universe Michael Rappaport who made infinitely better life choices.
Not even the Germans have a word for how great his career has been.
BOOMSHAKALAKA!!!