cattleprod
cattleprod
Feb 20 2018
471

Barry, you prude, you’re acting like you’ve never stuffed a platonic friend’s muff in your face then transitioned her into a hurricarana in the name of competition before.

Mar 16 2017
115

I was really hoping this was a story about Tiger Woods drowning Tim Tebow.

Mar 16 2017
257

The lesson, as always: Don’t drink and do cocaine and then leave the bar and go drive your boat as fast as it goes.

Mar 13 2017
21

Word is, this sudden health concern-related retirement resulted from a basic misunderstanding. DeMarcus asked for some career advice from his agent, who begged him to just fearlessly follow his true instincts. Read more

Mar 8 2017
64

The one that looks like a parallel universe Michael Rappaport who made infinitely better life choices.