im crying

if your solution to these (very real) problems is breaking up the states and forcing like-minded people to move to this new country so your tax money doesn’t have to help poor people feed themselves then you are a mondo dumbass and you should shut the fuck up.

shut the fuck up

more like goodminton

[sald ‘n’ peppa voice] a body like king hippo with a glass joe face

Hell yeah baby! Go Tartans!

Are we sure Tyrod isn’t like 50 years old

Berman’s parents are Irish and Lituanian, which means he orders Didzkukulia with his Guiness! Folks!

However, I would say that taking out a $3000 loan for Christmas presents isn’t the kind of action that helps a person get off from such safety nets. Which at that point, it’s not really a safety net anymore, is it?

Taking out a $3,000 loan has nothing to do with a social safety net.

Serena Williams, the second-ranked woman’s tennis player in the world, lost to No. 72 Madison Brengle

all the worst motherfuckers on twitter are the dipshits with the blue checks and handles like our thinkfluencer up there. dickhead’s been on twitter since the start and he’s like “oh come on guys you’re blaming ME?!” like he doesn’t know how twitter works.

“[weeps].”

I know that there is nothing funny about the crisis in Flint and the way it is basically being ignored by everyone with any kind of power to make it better.

There’s an awful lot of content on here about Sam Hinkie today

why the fuck were they ever staying there to begin with

According to this, “... Trump’s share of union households only rose by 3 percent compared with Romney in 2012.” Clinton got 8% more of the union vote than Trump, down from Obama’s 18% victory over Romney with the same demographic in 2012. This almost definitely has a lot to do with her praise of the TPP as the “gold…

The only way a shot from your own zone would be considered a shot attempt is if it actually hits the goaltender (and is therefore a shot).

You can talk like that in private if you want, it just means you’re a piece of shit. And if it ends up somehow, someday being not private you will then have the opportunity to face the music for being a piece of shit.