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I’m with you on this. I can’t think of another actor whose got a bigger catalog of movies that I love, but this shit is out of hand. Did you hear that he gave a random Cubs fan a ticket to game six? Doesn’t this dude have any fucking friends? He’s forever going to random people’s parties and cleaning dishes and like

At least once weekly Barry uses a word that I do not know. Today’s word: panegyric. Now I know the word, which is good. Panegyric. Thanks, Barry.

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Have you followed Suh’s career at all?

ahahaha

why is he yelling at the strength coach in the middle of the game? is he mad that the players aren’t strong enough? does he want the coach to make the guys stronger at that moment, in the middle of the game?

I work for the Raiders and buddy, they won’t even let ME fuck the touchdown passes.

My kid will be four in December, and she’s a goddamn demon on a bike. Not a balance bike or a bike with training wheels, an honest-to-goodness two-wheeler, and she’s been dominating that thing for a year now. At first I was apprehensive, but I figured if I slapped a helmet on her head and kept an eye on her she’d be

Rom, thank you so much for this.

Listen pal. Why don’t you shut your ass up. Shut up your ass. Take that ass.. that plump, peach ass. ... that beautiful ass. And shut it up.. bring the ass over here, to me.. and I’ll shut that gorgeous thing up for you.. that great great ass.. you shut it up, you hear me?

i’m crying

I suppose, but other Steeler receivers were Darrius Heyward-Bay (c’mon), Sammie Coates (two career receptions entering the game), and Eli Rogers (a rookie in his first ever game). Seems like you’d take your chances with your 2, 3, 4 defensive backs against those guys.

can someone on here with a Good Football Brain explain to me why moving Norman around to cover Brown would have made things too complicated for the rest of the secondary.

This dino sucks.

Former Deadspin great Greg Howard was on the Chapo Trap House podcast this week talking about Kaep and stupid white people. Check it out! Alright!

Innocent black people being killed by the police is state-sanctioned murder. Children being kept as slaves is a crime perpetrated not by unsanctioned criminals. Literally zero people would have gotten upset had Dilfer decided to protest children being kept as slaves. This is so stupid.

hell yeah baby. this is the good shit.

Thank you for being a good sport, Big Bill Hell’s Auto Sales.

Folks it looks like Big Bill Hell’s Auto Sales is: