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Tim Tebow is like 1000 times more offensive to me than Colin Kaepernick

can you imagine actually caring about whether or not some guy stands for the star spangled banner

how did breitbart find a guy to take over the operation who somehow looks worse than andrew breitbart did right before he died

kinda like posting stupid shit online

kfc is some chump ass shit where is the damn popeye’s

“The Ethiopian government is killing my people, so I stand with all protests anywhere, as Oromo is my tribe,” Lilesa said. “My relatives are in prison, and if they talk about democratic rights they are killed.”

I used to be a pro at a swanky private club in the Bay Area, and we’d have pitchers come through almost every day during the season. If a guy wasn’t pitching against the Giants or A’s during that series, we might see him two or three days. But I never saw a position player on a game day (off days, yes). I have no idea

you hear about this, folks?

She is British! Holy shit!

We need a pizza guillotine, with a 14” blade that BEHEADS each slice, making the pizza easier to separate.

I guess a true Schiano Man is a morally bankrupt coward.

Growing up, Paterno was God in my house. We didn’t go to church.

the jeans are extremely big.

Fantastic.

*sprints into the room totally out of breath* more like.... more like OJ YAYO.

i don’t know about you guys but i’m about to “brexit” my way out of work......... and into a few cold beers!!!!!!!!

Folks,