The little devil on my shoulder is now saying, “You know, you could scare the hell out of someone with a ghillie suit.” 👻

Please tell me she wasn’t making observations of your ghost friends, lol.

Oh. Shit.

Miracle Whip does not work, FYI to the dear readers. It must be real mayonnaise.

Miracle Whip does not work, FYI to the dear readers. It must be real mayonnaise.

I believe the author was Sorcia McNasty. That one scared me, too.

This times a million

Love the color, and your ring.

omg, I’ve never seen that one!

This may not be what you meant, but here is the church sleepover one: https://jezebel.com/i-was-raised-southern-baptist-we-didn-t-tell-ghost-sto-1738765507

You are braver than I to go into that morgue.

The church sleepover where she ran around banging on the windows? (Too fast to be possible.)

I hope that cop was in uniform. Also, how did he find out the guy’s name? Wallet or other effects?

This is an unintentional spoopy story due to phrasing. 😳

Some may say it is too dark, but, well... *gestures expansively*

Hey, bait and switch, I starred your prior comment. 😀

Freaking brilliant.

It will give you nightmares.

JESUS.

This is an amazing burn.

They should do him on This Week in Unnecessary Censorship - that’s what I picture filling in the blanks....