At what point should I stop drinking tears if I have to drive later on?

rihanna, miley, ciara in that video you told me about (also just always), ruby rose, the hot black guy in the glasses I saw on the train yesterday, daniel craig, brad pitt in Fight Club, idris elba, jon hamm, anyone w a strong chin jawline, really. rick yune, harrison ford, the entire German National soccer team, tim…

Ooh, Snowpiercing eyes

wait what about blogger’s SOs

My internet crushes give me so much life.

I suggested a app called (this name is up for revision) “Tinder for couples to find other couples not for kinky stuff but just cool other couples to hang out with because we need some mutual friends who live in this city”

As a married man in his 30’s, I find I get the most excited about new fun couples that my wife and I have lots in common with, and seem genuinely fun to hang out with.

You need new people. I’ve spent the last hour liking all the “FUCK YEAH RAINBOWS” posts.

Thomas’ own marriage is only legal in all 50 states because of a Supreme Court decision. Just sayin’.

I want to know which Bachelor that was SO much

It’s a thing! The brain says “girl no” but the vagina says “doitdoitdoit.”

I hate that I’m this invested in the show and it’s embarrassing that I read all the extra shit after watching the show BUT anyways - a former Bachelor/ette star Ali Fedotwsky has a blog commenting on the episodes, and in her recent blog she says:

“I can assure you that Kaitlyn is NOT the first person to have sex with…

I don’t know, I kinda think it’s crap when she tells Shawn that he’s the one and she feels the same way (when he says he’s falling in love with her) and then two days later she’s drunk on whiskey, nursing hurt feelings and decides to say screw it and sleeps with Nick. Girl loves some drama no matter what she says.

I think the editing of that scene was fantastic:

“Do you want to go back to my hotel and hang out for a bit?”

They’re not Bennifer. They’re Bennifer 2. DON’T DISRESPECT THE JLO.

I mean, I had so many thoughts running through my head, up to and including: “Is he going to give me a treat and pat me on my head next?"

I really hate Brody Jenner, but (confession time!) I cannot say with certainty that I wouldn't sleep with him if I had a few beers in me.

Also, GG say that women are too sensitive when they are doxxed and threatened with rape, but when they are mildly criticized by a TV show, it’s suddenly horrible? It’s pretty clear who are the wallowers in victimization.

i have vicious merida hair envy